Greatest Craigslist post ever!

OFF topic but the GREATES CRAIGSLIST POT EVER:
http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/gms/2019037792.html


Divorce Forces Sale of Everything!!

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We can’t get along on anything but we can agree on selling all our stuff. She doesn’t know it yet but she’s getting the kids. I’m not taking those monsters, they don’t even look like me! Why are divorces so expensive? Because there WORTH IT !!!

But enough about me, this is about YOU! And your super savings! We are having a huge humongous yard sale. Yes Lord HUMONGOUS. Everything cheap cheap cheap. That’s 3 cheaps. Her stuff even cheaper because I can‘t stand looking at it anymore. It makes me angry, a bad Mel Gibson type of angry. It disgusts me. She sickens me. Lord knows it wasn’t cheap when she bought it…..She’s cheap! That cheap $*&#!... Oh wait got off track a bit here….

But yes you have a opportunity here to save save save on everything. Super savings. Make our bad experience together something wonderful for yourself and come on down to our humongous yard sale. Everything must go. Come help a fellow American down on his luck.
(all unattended children will be fed sugar and coffee)

Key words:
Lynn, Salem, Marblehead, yard, yardsale, tag, tagsale, garage, garagesale, soup, soup kitchen, Ocean Burger, Walla Walla Washington, fish don’t fry in the kitchen & beans don’t burn on the grill, We’re moving on up baby! Yah looks whose not crying now

• Location: Swampscott
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